with her disabled trolley full
of manky bacon butties from
the old pig sty in
Burford known as Ashmeds e-coli
van with black sarnies garnished
with toenail cuttings and snotballs
coated in girl juice - yummy
with blackhead and pus side-salad
recipe taken from M.S.A. kitchen
where training courses and instruction
of getting girl juice is
neccessary part of the job c.v.
come and view with diagrams
( NOT my posting`s rude suggestion ! )
the man bought a bus
cattle wagon man:
( NOT my posting`s rude suggestion ! )
ooops 
and rode all the way
to the next bus stop
without paying a penny for
a seat upstairs with that
had no upper-deck driver to