The 5 Word Story

it from the fiery ring

then woke-up from his nightmare

and realised it was all

over the place and wet

because ■■■■■■ stole the tent

to erect at Dale Farm

where they are trying to

steal the site back again

so Muckaway tips in gateway

with ■■■■■■ underneath 20 ton

of the sticky black stuff

which they are always after

to sell to farmers who

mix it in with the

porridge for breakfast, it puts

hairs on the missus-is acres

of soft flesh spilling over

the tops of her wellingtons

squeezed on with lard because

of the ■■■■■■■ she had