purchased from the dogs trust
and it has studs around
its collar like a bovver
boot up the jacksy from
George Michael lucky it was
covered in rubber to absorb
the crap on the end
which oozes out in bucket
fulls all over his boots
and ruins his posh pink
socks decorated with flowers from
Dame Edna Everage gladiola’s and
and flowery spectacles with pink
wings sticking out the sides
that tickled when he slid
his nose into the big
turd that got in his
that left a ring on
and burnt the bottom of
his todger when he whipped