The 5 Word Story

purchased from the dogs trust

and it has studs around

its collar like a bovver

boot up the jacksy from

George Michael lucky it was

covered in rubber to absorb

the crap on the end

which oozes out in bucket

fulls all over his boots

and ruins his posh pink

socks decorated with flowers from

Dame Edna Everage gladiola’s and

and flowery spectacles with pink

wings sticking out the sides

that tickled when he slid

his nose into the big

turd that got in his

that left a ring on

and burnt the bottom of

his todger when he whipped