the whiskey flavoured gusset’s that
the mayor of kendal wears
when HE goes to the
boy scouts dinner and dance
which is tomorrow night ( hurry !!! )
Sold out - sorry! But you
can gate crash if you
are wearing a pink bra
and no pants with your
Smith & Sons` work overalls
in green and pink with
holes cut for your ■■■■■■■
well-suited for randy Muckaway
who is “allegedly” a tipper
driver of the highest calibre
but goes dogging at the
local greyhound track with a
■■■■ little whippit he calls
catle wagon man as it’s
living on a lead he