The 5 Word Story

but still a tasty morsel

if you have no taste

go and live down a

council housing estate in Chichester

where there’s no lorry drivers

as there needed in ■■■■■■■

ready for the Stobart collapse

as crap drivers caused it

alongside the whole crap team

of hillbillies from Kendal FC

( can`t stand that pathetic team !! )

oh dear sign of mutiny :laughing:

unrest amongst the ■■■■■■■■ gang

Kendal Town 2 Matlock Town 1.“Oops” :frowning:

( Probably had Fergie`s team referee ! )

that he pays from a

wallet made of prostitutes

bumskin leather with frilly laced

curtains around the windows to

pull the punters into sniff