about how much they spend
on French knickers and German
beer , both smell like ■■■■
and camel dung with a
frothy top and tastes like
a brew-up served at M.S.A.s
which isn’t brew at all
just pee poured in your
doll`s house-sized unwashed cup by
some east european with no
comprehensible verbal knowledge of english
or hygiene standards at all
like all that lot in
the Rovers Return and in
the woolpack at Emmerdale with
that rough-beef kitchen assistant who
combs her ■■■■ with fish
bones , smelling like a kipper
a week old kipper covered
in dust, dandruff , and snot