The 5 Word Story

is the founder member and

proudly displays his heritage anytime

an old dear whistles at

him because he’s lead a

an old woman on type

one stone from Soding Chipbury

where the old dear’s are

more than willing to give

the old lad a good

rub down with sand paper

and lick his ears for

a week to get him

frisky and ready for the

a night in the sack

barrow along with a number

of nubile frollicking curvey wenches

and Ken Dodd said by

jove , how tickled I am

missus, have you ever felt

warm winds in southern regions