The 5 Word Story

and thought, well that’s put

brussel sprouts off mi diet

I’m fed up with wiping

skid marks off the settee

and the wife moaning about

BIGRIG`s not been calling lately

and having to settle for

a passing boy scout who

tied knots in her ■■■■■

and put his woggle where

the sun don’t shine very

brightly and sang in high

pitched tones about old Lil

who could peel a banana

without using her hands or

whilst still in Altitude`s pocket

but the skin still slipped

and made two more knees

very sore that had to

support her great big ■■■■’s