and thought, well that’s put
brussel sprouts off mi diet
I’m fed up with wiping
skid marks off the settee
and the wife moaning about
BIGRIG`s not been calling lately
and having to settle for
a passing boy scout who
tied knots in her ■■■■■
and put his woggle where
the sun don’t shine very
brightly and sang in high
pitched tones about old Lil
who could peel a banana
without using her hands or
whilst still in Altitude`s pocket
but the skin still slipped
and made two more knees
very sore that had to
support her great big ■■■■’s