who wears nothing but a
smile from cheek to cheek
and sometimes dribbles from his
nose , because he`s been sniffing
the old pants thrown away
after the dog chewed them
while he was still wearing
and bit CWM’s arse because
it was hanging out of
the gusset showing his cute
little goolies dangling in the
dogs dish, the dog came
and had a smoke afterwards
to get rid of the
smell from the old jock
strap cmw got for christmas
off the mayor of Kendal
but it was used already
they came from help the
elderly truckers association where cwm