being so patriotic towards me
he said while waving a
St. George of England flag
outside the front window to
the Scottish truckers hurtling past
driven by illegal Polish immigrants
wanting to go home as
soon as they have made
a carp pie with green
squid vodka-flavoured cream sauce
and a pretty little maiden
for the pudding ( club ■■ ) afters
that shares everything in her
wildest dreams and weird fantasies
and brados dreams everynight about
Ann Summers ` all-girl fun parties
and wearing those little ■■■■■■■
which Altitude and DTR wear
when they all go to
grab-a-granny nights , hosted by BIGRIG