The 5 Word Story

but being french caused a

a clamour for the knickers

so the ref was undecided

and he flipped a coin

a double sided one so

there were two chances which

a ref always likes because

the team maybe Man United

managed by " Hot-Air " penalty Ferguson

extra time needed to win

everything in the most boring

" should`ve-had-a-penalty " referee-intimidating bighead Ferguson again

game of subbuteo that’s ever

that`s been flicked -up by nancyboys

in a desperate attempt to

make things look fair bit

silly on ITV s Junior Showtime ` ,

so that the viewers can

ask their dubious parents to

show them how babies are