The 5 Word Story

prevented , sponsored by Durex

or a heavy kick in

the nuts with size - 13 boots

like the coppers wear to

the dance on a saturday night

to tame-down the ■■■■■■■ teenyboppers

high on alcopops and speed

supplied by Chichester College drop-outs

Chichester people don’t need drugs

which is why they sell-on

no dodgy people in Chichester

until altitude moved there with

Reggie Kray and his gang

to earn easy money after

some ■■■■■■■■ crooks nicked his

stash and sold it to

the Swiss banker’s which rhymes

with south banker meaning someone

is a lisping master baker

who supplies Fionas creamcakes fillings