The 5 Word Story

he’d finished with her and

gave BIGRIG`s name , … in case

which he did of course

but Altitude became jealous , so

he picked her up and

took her back to Chichester

and kept her as his

scarecrow to frighten the crows

by waving her frilly knickers

in the air and shouting

" These belong to bonny Altitude ! "

complete with fresh skid marks

after recognising himself on Crimewatch

and on TNUK he denied

eating all the pies , but Dave

had photographic proof and he

said the pies were off

side but the ref was

quite content to examine the

evidence and scarpered with them