he’d finished with her and
gave BIGRIG`s name , … in case
which he did of course
but Altitude became jealous , so
he picked her up and
took her back to Chichester
and kept her as his
scarecrow to frighten the crows
by waving her frilly knickers
in the air and shouting
" These belong to bonny Altitude ! "
complete with fresh skid marks
after recognising himself on Crimewatch
and on TNUK he denied
eating all the pies , but Dave
had photographic proof and he
said the pies were off
side but the ref was
quite content to examine the
evidence and scarpered with them