that run on Hereford Cider
mixed with a drop of
Altitude`s Brylcreem , diluted with Brut
makes the exhaust smell nice
on BIGRIG`s 5-speed Raleigh Chopper
with twin mirrors and bell
end swinging side to side
as he makes his way
to invade Everton Footbal Club
but nowt`s worth nicking there
they don’t win very much
cos Scoucers ll nick any silverware
down an alley in Lewes
and took it to Dover
then jumped on a ferry
that went to Dunkirk where
they fought off the German’s
and brados had an encounter
with a quaint French Lady
who wasn’t so quaint after