and get the toon army
to search for missing goalkeeper
one who doesn’t need Specsavers
or nightclubs to pull the
cork from the wine bottle
full of tescos cheap plonk
hic,waiter another bottle hic,
don’t forget the clubcard points
and Altitudes Green Shield Stamps `
that he’s hoping will make
a few bob beer money
to get a drop of grog
so he can forget his
troubles and make merry with
the next lady who arrives
which could be lively when
its an Eddie Stobart Spotter
with big bristol’s and a
green Vespa with buckled wheels
but both with big engines