the ground , with his sporran
where the sun don’t shine
on Harvey Moon, from years
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in the Fox and Grapes
and drink up thy cider
and spew all over Sunderland
said these will look good 
shipyard workers looking for a
reason to stop in with
the missus under the blanket
`cos the C.S.A. are about
but he won’t be caught
because he gave Altitudes ` name
that’s not known in Sunderland
but Sunderland DO know Altitude
hes their most wanted bandit
wearing a Newcastle United shirt
for which we show sympathy
after losing to Fulham 5-2
it should have been 8-2