The 5 Word Story

navy with the rest of

Stobarts redundant drivers who look

forward to rugby at Widnes

which is a girls game

why , BIGRIG likes a scrum

in the changing rooms with

bonnie lass and the rest

of the gang from up

beyond the fringe, soaking with

a mixture of adblue and

Dettol and diesel sprayed up

from the sweaty Cheerladies , who

wear rigger boots and Stobart

discarded ties as ■■■■ garters

with cheap green nylon shirts

leaving green sweat-stains under the

armpits of Ronnie Corbetts wellies

( congratulations all 300 pages of utter crap :laughing: :laughing: :laughing: )

with hat around his ankles

and underpants around his ears

and mini kilt dragging on