The 5 Word Story

, no , no . - thats Kermits fingers

after a suprised miss piggy

gave a squeal of delight

when Brados asked her out

for a piggin` good time

and a pork pie dinner

followed by a good old

Pinkey and Perkey boring ( boaring ? ) D.V.D.

staring CWM naked… it’s not

me , it`s Altitude , YET AGAIN

flashing his big southern manhood

which is a massive member

and makes women tremble at

the sight of the weapon

with It’s massive bell end

and pair of giant clanger’s hanging

it’s looks a bit menacing

and thats just his popgun

with a cork in the

end as big as a