contraceptive , as used in Ireland
by the local priests and
the Radnorshire Pensioners` Swingers Club
on day trips to Kendel
but couldn`t find the place
so were very pleased and
decided to impregnate Chichester instead
who welcome proper people like
they have in the past
the lost souls from Kendel
who don’t go far from
home , unlike people from KendAL
who wander like the Poles
but don`t procreate like them
in paddy fields on mountains
where icicles or rice-icles grow
like cannabis grows in ■■■■■■■
planted by visitors from Chichester
nobody from Chichester visits ■■■■■■■
cos Chichesterians dont visit relations