two minutes when we get
to watch Fionas private ` D.V.D.
How To Make Cream Fun 
oh golly gosh said Vicar
can you rub some on
mi piles to soften `em
as they are getting in
making musical sounds on ■■■■■■■
as my poor little bum
looks like Rudolph`s ned nose
on a cold Saturday night
but frost soothes the throbbing
and jingles the piles sounding
like a blow back from
a ■■■■■■■■ farmyard when livestock
run from rusty green Leylands
making exclusive " ■■■■■■■■ Methane Gas "
as the drivers frightened them
because they’re so bloody ugly
and smell of pork scratchings