The 5 Word Story

[dave_the_renegade]

which is debatable for some

[cattle_wagon_man]

Southerners living in the past

[dave_the_renegade]

that is safe from marauding

[altitude]

■■■■■■■■■ looking for sheep ■■■

[thelongdrag]

or even woolly sox that

[cattle_wagon_man]

are more appealing in winter

[altitude]

than Stobies cheap nylon shirts

[cattle_wagon_man]

now given-away with redundant drivers

[altitude]

both not worth a penny

[cattle_wagon_man]

same value as the company

[altitude]

and a load of rubbish

[cattle_wagon_man]

for Muckaway to lead away

[brados]

and tip on the heap

[thelongdrag]

then have a nice cup

[altitude]

of tea at Ashmeds e-colli

[dave_the_renegade]

van before having a rub

[cattle_wagon_man]

and read a mucky book

[altitude]

down with the Sporting Life… posted the same time as CWM but I can’t be assed to change it.

[dave_the_renegade]

or the frisky wife who

[bigrig]

promised to have a ■■■■