the closing of the doors
which then fall off also
the engine catches fire , and
the clown falls over on
the ground - just like footballers
but don’t complain or act
because altitude has wrecked another
girl at the party on
tipping her off her barstool
but avoided injury because of
him falling on her bosom
always lands on soft spots
thus avoiding bruising his ego
which took a battering when
she told him to go
to Wales and chase sheep
which are hiding from ■■■■■■■■■■
snowdrifts and prevailing winter winds
from the randy ■■■■■■■■ men
who prefer women , not sheep