The 5 Word Story

not compare CMW to C-W-M

who’s from bloody ■■■■■■■ and

doesn’t know if he is

left, right, centre or in-between

the shed and the gate

but he knows his INITIALS

but Altitude is dislecksick as

if anyone would believe that

is just another excuse for

can’t reallt speeeell werry welllll

because Im dixelexcitushfhnkik or summatfink

oh send in the clowns

with red nose and big

ears and boots with

a horn that honks when

they throw buckets of water

or fall over each other

and act the long eared

idiot , whose car blows-up and

the wheels fly of at