had worms and needed worming
so he visited a vet
and it cost a fortune
as he neutered him which
made a lot of sense because
he chased pussey’s everywhere and
caught them quicker than |Altitude
who preferred the real thing
but Altitude is TOO SLOW
thats what you think C-W-M
and what women tell him
for you to find out
so we`ll give him a starter
for ten with Carol Vorderman
which is just a number
of times Carol likes it
when C.W.M. beats Altitude there
but C M W’s is very small
but his belt-buckle doesn`t intrude
but who’s C M W we would