The 5 Word Story

by overhead-flying hungry bustards , looking

for a morsel or two

but won`t dive-bomb ■■■■■■ , because

they only have road kill

which is cleaner than the

inside of their dirty caravans

full of cretinous kids and dogs

and lice feeding on unwashed

comatose dubious addles called parents

covered in blackheads and stinking

which gives off a pong

to frighten the diseased rats

that had come to dinner

but decided against it and

went to Little Chef instead

until they found them closed

so they went to KFC

and the food was yummy

and filled Brados` empty tummy

but not for long, he