dead fish in a pond
which could attract a Stork
wanting a poke-about for dinner
ladies in white coats and
a buggy salesman for the
Budget after the invasion of …
unmarried mother with new-born twins
who resembled the priest in
" All Creatures Great And Small "
but with a very big
motorbike and sidecar to transport
the nuns spare pairs of
gussets which they wear on
safety purposes at pop concerts
to get in the habit
of swigging pints of alcopops
and scoffing scratchings and pickled
eggs that make them ■■■■
in rhythm to the drummer
who gets a good beat