going , with the organ-playing verger
seen kneeling behind the vicar
stoking the organ bellows as
the rhythm got quicker along
when all of a sudden …
the bell began to toll
, ■■■■■■ stole the other bells
but this one was in
the vicar `s private function room
which was a modest ding-a-ling
but went like the clapper (s)
of hell when Benny Hill
and his angels appeared in
girl guide uniforms and with
black tights and strapless bra’s