to BIGRIGS home for fallen
virgins and Eddie Stobart spotters
who need pity as there
isnt anybody else to care
for SODS ( Sad , Old , Desperate )
nuns and former virgins that
used to ride Raleigh Choppers
which made them saddle sore
from grabbing the gear knob
which was an oversize job
and needed two hands to
to pull the button on
the two-speed electric shift control
which was adopted in convents
depending on number of AA batteries
needed to make the buttton
operate the air-conditioning in hot
steamy triangular patches of ■■■■■
smelling like cabbages and kippers
but much more active than