The 5 Word Story

to BIGRIGS home for fallen

virgins and Eddie Stobart spotters

who need pity as there

isnt anybody else to care

for SODS ( Sad , Old , Desperate )

nuns and former virgins that

used to ride Raleigh Choppers

which made them saddle sore

from grabbing the gear knob

which was an oversize job

and needed two hands to

to pull the button on

the two-speed electric shift control

which was adopted in convents

depending on number of AA batteries

needed to make the buttton

operate the air-conditioning in hot

steamy triangular patches of ■■■■■

smelling like cabbages and kippers

but much more active than