The 5 Word Story

which is not a Psalm

nor is arse against the

wall, if you’ve never been

screwed on saturday night you

havnt lived and you havnt

slid down the bannister’s either

when the splinters are showing

so she got a p***k

which got her into trouble

as mother superior was jealous

because the Bishop was two - timing

the verger and the dean

and the choirboys and the

curate the bell ringer and

the grave diggers and undertakers

and uncle Tom Cobley as

well on Tom Pearce grey

mare, followed by Peter Gurney

and Wigan morris dancers who

are better than ■■■■■■■■ dancers