The 5 Word Story

as they dance with there

sheep and dont like women

because women slap them as

they get frisky but sheep

which causes sheep to roam

and pee in Altitude `s garden

so a lorry took them

to Dave in Radnorshire `s garden

the dog chased them out

to BIGRIG `s garden in Runcorn

where they had a dip

in murky mersey water and

stank like goats from ■■■■■■■

which were dipped there too

and made them stink more

than a nun `s gusset in

hot weather after a day

of riding " Altitude " the donkey

which is dangerous like his

fondness for carrots and cabbages