but fail to give way
to nun’s riding Donkeys with
BIGRIG directing , using his SatNav
to get back to Kendal
to collect Dave from t`pub
cos hes Brahms and Liszt 
and something rhyming with mist
and just missed seeing the
sending - off of thug Wayne Rooney
who is a vastly overpaid
, granny - tupping spoilt Scouse yob who
is overrated and a waste
of an expessive hair transplant
which won’t be seen on
a nun on a pushbike
unless you undo her habit
and see her hairy chesticles
with rotten teeth and a
spliff jammed between her lips
singing balls to the vicar