sheds by exhausted lost fellwalkers
from Morcambe who enjoy bonking
any spinster who plays Bingo
and plays strip jack naked
with the Hillbillies from Radnorshire
who like women without wool
because Altitude `s allergic to lanolin
but partial to two stroke
Fodens with a two speed back
axle which would fly at
twice the speed of sound
back down the M6 to
Runcorn with the stolen penguins
for BIG RIGS wildlife park
which includes meerkats and donkeys
That are sold to farmers
to entertain the ■■■■■■■■ caravanners
who hold everyone up because
they `re stuck behind tipper drivers
who stick to vosa’s rules