The 5 Word Story

sheds by exhausted lost fellwalkers

from Morcambe who enjoy bonking

any spinster who plays Bingo

and plays strip jack naked

with the Hillbillies from Radnorshire

who like women without wool

because Altitude `s allergic to lanolin

but partial to two stroke

Fodens with a two speed back

axle which would fly at

twice the speed of sound

back down the M6 to

Runcorn with the stolen penguins

for BIG RIGS wildlife park

which includes meerkats and donkeys

That are sold to farmers

to entertain the ■■■■■■■■ caravanners

who hold everyone up because

they `re stuck behind tipper drivers

who stick to vosa’s rules