amused a sheep shagging ■■■■■■■■
who was taught by Altitude
on how to control himself
buggered off for a beer
but pined for the sheep
but Altitude pinNed the sheep
and shouted mint sauce which
he then c - asseroled the lot
then knife and fork to
enjoy his Sunday Lunch with
a flagon of ale from
a Lake District micro - brewery which
will send a man loopy
and send Welshmen chasing penguins
which aren’t easy to find
in the hills of ■■■■■■■
even in the wintry weather
they can’t be found because
they `re used in Bowling Alleys
which are used as lambing