The 5 Word Story

with bags of crap beneath

being ticketted by Traffic Wardens

who have a fetish for Nun’s

habits like the ■■■■■■■■■ who

are known to chase nun’s

when there’s no sheep about

or penguins on windermere to

try something different from sheep

with less wool and more

hair on there backs than

the sheep which ■■■■■■■■■■ prefer

as they don’t tell tales

they had to stay wed

when served WITH mint sauce

which produce spearmint flavoured lambs

sired by Altitude ( the Donkey ! ! )

who might be visiting ■■■■■■■

to transport lambs to Chichester

for the sussex beer festival

and to keep the boys