The 5 Word Story

OUT OF HOURS BULLY'S TRUCKSTOP BAR (INTERACTIVE)

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she`s out in front by

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making sure the other nun

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does all the ruddy pedalling

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and has none of the

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Getting divorced next day, but …

cattle_wagon_man 6 October 2011 21:17 28666

brandy from the bottle carrier

dave_the_renegade 6 October 2011 21:22 28667

so the other nun has

cattle_wagon_man 6 October 2011 21:38 28668

got fed up of cycling

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so she bought a Donkey

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and called it Altitude because

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it reached heights that she

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orgasmed on every ride she

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had which upset the Donkey

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by giving it too much

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of a stink which was

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caused by the saddle chafing

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the nun’s arse which hadn’t

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been rubbed like that before

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and stirred the clinkers into

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a sight OF sore eyes