and hardy as Herdwick sheep
which the ■■■■■■■■■ like too
much to take advantage of
so they ravish cheviot sheep
cos theyre men and sheep
dipping takes place twice yearly
as the ■■■■■■■■■■ haven’t the
stamina for doing it weekly
because we do it PROPERLY
as the stamina can’t handle
the rise in blood pressure
which rises when nun’s are
cycling on their non-saddled pushbikes
which are tandems because there
is a shortage of wheels
and one nun is never
safe riding on her own
so you always see two
then think, - " should`ve visited Specsavers "
but one nun makes sure