Cordon Bleu becomes cordoned - off
and the toffs eat crap
with posh names and pay
with flash credit cards that
were bought on E Bay , printed
golly gosh and hooray henry
and okay yar with snooty
fox and john jorrocks tallyho
bandits at 3 o’clock high
high on Pimms and Hooch
an old brew from ■■■■■■■
and not available in Radnorshire
or Runcorn, not posh enuff
for the old northern softies
used to drinking proper beer
mixed with methylated spirits and
a splash of lemonade to
add some sparkle to ignite
the ■■■■■ and brighten up
life after living up there