Bear, with his long scarf
with Bill Badger tagging along
with the Wombles of Wimbledon
with pinky and perky going
" Chop Chop " at Sooty `s cooking
and the mess Sweep is
making, chewing all the bones
into bits and pieces like
Pork Scratchings , the real thing
Pork Scratchings , the real thing
which get stuck in his
mincer at the Chinese takeaway
with all the orther crap
sold as Friday Night Specials
for Saturday morning guts ache
should `ve gone to Burger King
and got a very sore
ringpiece, from sudden food evacuation
invented by the famous Ashmed
who is from Oxfordshire where