The 5 Word Story

[blueiain]

To lose that extra 10st

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I am here: maps.google.com/maps?ll=55.001666,-1.674965

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then i can wear pretty

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pink knickers with jingling bells

[altitude]

powder and lipstick and big

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false boobies, just like Altitude

[altitude]

who’s left one blew out

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when BIGRIG `s ferret savaged it

[altitude]

thinking it was a big

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cherry-topped creambun of Fiona`s

[altitude]

but no, just a hairy

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and pregnant meerkat fast asleep

[altitude]

in thr back of a

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opened - doored van , just like Altitude `s

[altitude]

1947 Ford 8 with twin

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pedals , just like a pushbike

[altitude]

with a basket hanging on

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, nicked from Chichester `s village Nurse

[altitude]

full of old duffers wee

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and a box of condoms

[bigrig]

the ribbed and flavored kind