from the river Lugg which
is full of nasty exotic
residue from the ■■■■■■ washing
diesel stained clothing used when
siphoning fuel from anything they
find parked up in laybys
while the drivers have lieby’s
in a KFC by the
football ground in Hereford where
Dennis ` Morecambe team won 3 - 0
against Cirencester Town who are
nearly as famous as Runcorn
Nuns and Vicars Swingers ` Party
held annually at the local
where BIGRIG enjoys his pint
of orange cos hes teetotal
which explains why he`s witty
about the barmaids trendy dress
but it wont fit him
until he `s been to Weightwatchers