from drunken Prince Harry ( who - wit ? )
who has scored loads of
own goals being a ginger
beer drinker he gets plenty
of fizz to make a
girl jump about and moan
because he `s late for teatime
at the Wimpy Slone Square
and the burger is drunk
as a skunk and doing
the stink while drinking cider
with his buddies from Radnorshire
where the cider comes over
the edge of the glass
when drunken BIGRIG falls over
in Hereford where its made
in a urinal in DHL
at Leominster as well as
where it gets the flavour
and yellow colour and bubbles