The 5 Word Story

a wise and honest man

who could see this coming

now the riots have shown

to have abated move on

to an ice-cold ( bought ! ) beer

with a packet of crisps

, surruonded by angry, thirsty wasps

which can be zapped easily

with one of Fiona `s creambuns

that are getting a bit

bruised by Altitude `s rough handling

of her gearbox and little

bumps in the playground area

next to the triangular patch

of grass on the football

pitch where Dave once scored

and had a good few

attempts to score again and

waved at the Royal Box

and got the V sign