The 5 Word Story

off of all the stalls

as its all the fun

they get up there because

they haven’t got any tellies

in them there hills so

they count sheep in daytime

and visit them at night

and bribe them with mint

sauce, send to lonely Altitude

who hates sheep and mint

coloured tipper trucks that work

day and night to try

and earn a crust of

bread to feed the immigrants

and parasites of our Country

as they have everthing else

except a job and responsibilities

that’s not on there list

so Enoch Powell WAS right

the prats wouldn’t listen to