The 5 Word Story

before they found blow up

explosives, like dynamite and gtunpowder

which shifted the clinkers on

underneath Ex President Mubaraks stretcher

bearers ■■■ which was his

rear guard cover used in

back door guarding duties which

leaked into the North Sea

and polluted Sweden along with

BIGRIG `s garden and goldfish pond

and killing all his gnomes

and melting his plastic meerkats

that he won in a

lemon sucking competition against Altitude

at a ■■■■■■■■ folk festival

where the ■■■■■■■■■ can’t win

whatever cheating they try so

step back and watch experts

get it right every time

and get all the prizes