and melted the gnomes of
Tuscany, then tony the trucker
ran off with Katie Price
who will feel some silicon
which should melt his heart
and melt his ardour as
he signs the waiting list
for a house in Scunthorp
where the French are banned
and ■■■■■■■■■ shot on sight
nowt at all worth seeing
even with a pair of
binoculars , there`s nowt to see
only with rose tinted glasses
and focusing on Fiona s creambuns `
along with her little mellons
the filthy beasts of ■■■■■■■
only follow nature `s instinctive behaviour
and quickly take themselves in
hand like the cavemen did