used on Man United fans
travelling to Manchester from London
In a pink hearse with
Batman and Robin as drivers
wearing their undies over their
black and yellow lycra bodysuits
which are too tight so
Batman undid their Utility Belts
to allow their backtits to
blow in the breeze carefree
while they kept right on
to the end of the
road until they came too
A layby where Altitude was
resting at his happy abode
waiting for Ashmed to open
so that he could start
throwing up dodgy berger’s and
singing his song as he
figured out the automatic Daf