patch where the nun and
Brother Orchid got it together
and one of them couldn’t
the right passage to enter
`cos the " clunk-click " was locked
so he had a leaking
hose and couldnt stop wetting
the pavement outside the flower
shop in Kendel run by
a retired haulage contractor who
chased the bissing puggers down
as far as Blackpool then
BIGRIG cornered the offending miscreants
and very soon kicked them
into the Mersey when Gerry
Marsden and his tuneless wonders
tried singing on a boat
on their way to Ireland
to kiss the blarney stone
while being followed by the