The 5 Word Story

patch where the nun and

Brother Orchid got it together

and one of them couldn’t

the right passage to enter

`cos the " clunk-click " was locked

so he had a leaking

hose and couldnt stop wetting

the pavement outside the flower

shop in Kendel run by

a retired haulage contractor who

chased the bissing puggers down

as far as Blackpool then

BIGRIG cornered the offending miscreants

and very soon kicked them

into the Mersey when Gerry

Marsden and his tuneless wonders

tried singing on a boat

on their way to Ireland

to kiss the blarney stone

while being followed by the