little people with green hats
who sold bootleg Guinness to
corner shop owners from Swindon
which was looted last Saturday
night when work shy retards
trashed a fake apple store
which sold plums instead of
coconuts to monkeys who then
threw then at the retards
from ( somewhere ) near West Sussex
which is France home of
( I `ll leave this line blank !! )
sound man cwm your a
Mont Blanc or Mont Bianco
we won’t hold that against
the ■■■■■■■■■ because of confusion
caused by others of lesser
experience of handling the French
smurfs , and their onion - eating comrades
who can’t count more than