club members who all liked
a free council house, equipped
with all the very latest
high-tec gadgets and babies needs
everything except money earning husbands
- " husbands " ? ? don `t know their names
some do but wont tell
and that`s in the Convent
so there’s no hope for
BIGRIG to become House Captain
as he’s not qualified for
driving the mini-bus around town
with the mini skirted mums
off playing hockey ( or hookey )
in case his eyes wonder
lower than the dashboard because
he would miss the gears
as second was up between
his knees and the brake
then he hits the wet