are plenty in Wales and
Runcorn where new one’s are
stolen as fast as they
are the age of consent
they don’t last long there
as they are snapped up
while there are still some
available in the local convent
of Mother Edna and the
pure girls dressed in white
socks and short skirts with
damned locked chastity belts so
that stopped brother Orchid
from deflowering and pollenating them
with his old worn out
trowel from the potting shed
which hadn’t seen any action
since the women `s land army
used it to check on
the crust on Mother Superior `s pudding